1 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,520 um 2 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,320 Shit, I gotta go. 3 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,840 Why? 4 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,960 Why don't you just stay here and we'll order some pizza for lunch or something. 5 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:41,620 I have class, honey. 6 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:42,839 Which one? 7 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,840 Human sexuality? 8 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,240 I could teach you that right here in bed, baby. 9 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:51,020 Mark, we already had this discussion last week and I gave in, remember? 10 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:55,560 And besides, I have to go get notes from Jack from that class and probably this 11 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,100 one now too since I'm so late. 12 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:01,080 You know, I really don't like you spending all this time with this guy 13 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,180 What are you, my dad? 14 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,220 Okay, fine. Go to class. 15 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,720 Baby, I'll stop by later. 16 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,240 And we can have pizza for dinner. 17 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,960 Okay? Whatever. 18 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,440 Bye, Mom. 19 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,100 Hey, Jack. I'm sorry I'm late. I know. I'm hopeless about time. 20 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,980 Was class hard today? 21 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,420 They handed out project assignments. 22 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,160 Oh, shit. 23 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:52,540 Of all the days to miss. 24 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,140 Don't sweat it. 25 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,600 I got your back. 26 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,280 I told him that we were project partners and that I was to pick it up for both 27 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,179 of us. 28 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,180 Oh, great. 29 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:04,000 Thank you so much, Jack. 30 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,660 You want to know what we got? 31 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,710 What, gender confusion? 32 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:11,950 You cross -dress and I document your emotional rollercoaster? 33 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,410 Nice try, Carrie. 34 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:15,290 You'd love that, wouldn't you? 35 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:20,330 I just think it would be funny to see you try your usual smooth, suave move in 36 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:22,130 dress. Ha, you wish. 37 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,050 So what do we get? 38 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:25,470 You ready for this? 39 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,430 Gender differences in seduction and mating. 40 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:31,850 Bullshit. I'm serious. 41 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:33,409 Oh, that's awesome. 42 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,510 I thought you'd hate it. Why? Are you kidding? 43 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:40,809 So easy. We just pick a point of view and use data from our personal lives. 44 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,309 I don't want to be on record for a class project. 45 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:48,950 Look, the professor has been pushing us to go personal for a long time now, and 46 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,570 with this project, it's a slam dunk. 47 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:52,590 What would our position be then? 48 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,150 Hmm. 49 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:59,030 Gender differences and seduction and mating, huh? 50 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:03,730 Well, it's obvious that women hold all the cards and men are just along for the 51 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:05,010 ride. Oh, really? 52 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:06,459 Mm -hmm. 53 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:11,100 And you want to see my personal data suggesting that I'm just along for the 54 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,100 ride? 55 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,380 It's just a paper, Jack. 56 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:16,260 Okay, fine. 57 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:21,720 I'll go along with your personal data supporting material, but it'll be a 58 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,720 conclusion paper. 59 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:28,060 Or, actually, it'll be an opposition paper, not a conclusion one. 60 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,500 What do you mean? 61 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,740 You defend your position that women hold all the cards, and I'll defend mine 62 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,659 that men do. 63 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,660 Fine. 64 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:42,910 You're on In fact, if you'll excuse me 65 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:45,350 I've got some research to do 66 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,300 Called sunscreen. 67 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:10,260 I never want to look old or ugly from wrinkles. 68 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,460 I don't think you'll ever have a problem with ugly. 69 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,260 You want to get together later? 70 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,580 Maybe grab a drink or dinner or something? 71 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:53,980 I can't later. 72 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,620 What about later this week? 73 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,940 I think you're really cute and really sweet, but I'm just not doing 74 00:15:58,940 --> 00:15:59,940 relationships right now. 75 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,020 You have nothing to worry about from me. 76 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,860 I had a good time. 77 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,060 I'm obviously not doing relationships either. 78 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,120 God, Mark is such a baby. 79 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:22,170 It's like you can't stand it whenever I have anything better to do than spend 80 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:23,570 every waking moment with him. 81 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:29,030 Most guys are either exactly like that or the total opposite. 82 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:33,610 Like, you can't even acknowledge them in public without them freaking out that 83 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:34,610 you're being too clingy. 84 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,850 Oh, I know, and he's totally insecure. 85 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,830 I'm doing a project for human sexuality with Jack Bronson, and I swear, 86 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:46,470 marketing them having an affair with him is the way you get when I have to meet 87 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,350 him. Jack's pretty hot. 88 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,670 No, I'm not going to cheat on Mark with just any hot guy. 89 00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,430 Not to mention a total playboy. 90 00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,550 Exactly why we're just friends. 91 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,610 Playboys make good affairs. 92 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:04,089 Yeah, but useless in relationships. 93 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:07,030 Hey, sometimes it's fun to just get laid. 94 00:17:09,369 --> 00:17:10,690 That's what I'm talking about. 95 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,270 Hi, Jack. 96 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,089 Sarah, right? 97 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:15,089 Uh -huh. 98 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,790 How you doing? 99 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,849 Good. Um, we were just talking about you. 100 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,589 Really? All good things, I hope? 101 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,269 Mm -hmm. 102 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,290 Carrie mentioned that you two are working on some kind of human sexuality 103 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,290 project? 104 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,510 As a matter of fact, I'm well on my way to proving my point that men hold all 105 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,429 the cards. 106 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,850 Oh, really? And you're going to do that by talking big? 107 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,210 Big enough to nail a hot brunette ten minutes ago. 108 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:45,250 Charming. Well, obviously you've got the seduction part down, but what about the 109 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,000 mating? Mating in a carnal sense? 110 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,220 Not a problem. 111 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:53,980 No, Jack. I think they mean mating as in a mate, as in a partner in a 112 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:58,060 relationship. What if I'm not doing relationships right now? 113 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,680 Whether or not you're doing relationships, you still have to be 114 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,900 On that note, I gotta go meet up with Mark. I'll catch you guys later. 115 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240 Bye. 116 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,380 Don't mind her. She's having serious boyfriend issues right now. 117 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,560 Oh, she has issues, all right. 118 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200 No. 119 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,160 How are you going to prove you can have a relationship? 120 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,860 If being in a relationship looks anything like her and Mark, I don't want 121 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:26,860 anything to do with it. 122 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Typical. 123 00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:39,890 I'm sorry. 124 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,190 But you're not sorry about it, are you, Mark? 125 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:43,590 You did it, didn't you? 126 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:46,430 Obviously, our relationship means nothing to you. 127 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:49,670 Look, I'm not the one that's running around studying with that guy all the 128 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:53,370 Oh, no, Mark. You're just at home studying other girls. 129 00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:54,990 My God, Mark. 130 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:58,450 Why do you even bother with this charade, pretending like anything I do 131 00:23:58,450 --> 00:23:59,209 to you? 132 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,170 Because it does. Why do you think she's here? 133 00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:03,750 Because you can't keep your dick in your pants? 134 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,410 No, it's because you're never here. 135 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,610 Don't you blame this on me. 136 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:12,170 Look, if you would have just stayed home like I asked, I would have never even 137 00:24:12,170 --> 00:24:12,989 met Ava. 138 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:15,130 Are you fucking kidding me, Mark? 139 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:18,370 My God, you are a piece of work, you know that? 140 00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:20,210 Don't blame any of this shit on me. 141 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,430 Hey, where are you going? 142 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:22,990 As far away from you as I can. 143 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:28,870 Who was that bitch? 144 00:24:31,030 --> 00:24:32,030 The next girlfriend. 145 00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:33,870 Guess she doesn't take the hint, huh? 146 00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:35,410 Guess not. 147 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:17,270 Go ahead. 148 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:30,570 Are all guys' tricks or just the ones that I know? Hey, I resent that. 149 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:31,930 Not you. 150 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:35,730 Yeah, well, let it slide. You're obviously upset about something. 151 00:25:36,190 --> 00:25:37,190 What's going on? 152 00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:40,110 I walked in on Mark with some bimbo named Ava. 153 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,330 Ava Green? 154 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:42,990 Hot redhead with a great body? 155 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,780 Well, from what I can see, she's not a natural redhead. 156 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,620 Oh, that bad, huh? 157 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,480 I feel like such an idiot. 158 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,220 I'm so sorry, babe. 159 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,100 It's okay. 160 00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:00,440 It has nothing to do with you. It's him being an asshole. 161 00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:03,100 He said it was my fault. 162 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,440 He what? 163 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:09,440 Yeah. He said that if I'd been around more often, he never would have cheated. 164 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:13,460 That guy is such a jackass, Carrie. He doesn't deserve you. 165 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,740 And you know what he said to her after I left? 166 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,560 I could hear it through the door. 167 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,840 What? He said that I just obviously couldn't take a hint. 168 00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:26,720 I ought to go over there and pound that guy right now. 169 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,020 What's so funny? 170 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,180 He just never struck me as a knight in shining armor type. 171 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,500 Well, don't think it has anything to do with you. The guy's had a beating coming 172 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,500 to him for a while. 173 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:40,870 Why? 174 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:42,890 General air of superiority. 175 00:26:44,290 --> 00:26:47,670 Well, he didn't look so superior with his pale white butt in the air. 176 00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:49,490 Nice visual. 177 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,210 Yeah. Glad you can laugh about it. 178 00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:57,350 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that image is permanently burned into my brain. 179 00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:03,990 You gonna be okay, Carrie? 180 00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:05,550 I think so. 181 00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:11,250 You are way better than that guy deserves. 182 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:13,270 You think so? 183 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:14,570 I know so. 184 00:29:17,399 --> 00:29:18,399 Aww. 185 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:40,380 Aww. 186 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:42,930 Hmm. 187 00:31:57,230 --> 00:31:58,230 Bye. 188 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:27,830 Uh... 189 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,560 You're leaving. 190 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:45,960 Um, yeah. I told Sarah that I would be at her place later. 191 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:48,179 You okay, Carrie? 192 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,820 Yeah, I'm fine. 193 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,860 Because I don't want things to be weird between us. 194 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,458 They're not. 195 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,319 Don't worry. 196 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,960 I know you don't do relationships. 197 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,560 That's not what I mean. 198 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,520 Well, trust me. Don't worry about me. 199 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,480 The last thing I need right now is another relationship. 200 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,700 Well, I'll see you later 201 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,620 Hey, Sarah, it's Carrie. 202 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,060 I need a friend and a cocktail. 203 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,580 Do you mind if I come over? 204 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:01,300 Thanks. I'll see you soon. Bye. 205 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:05,540 Hey. We need to start writing our paper. It's due on Friday. 206 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:09,100 Well, how can we write anything yet? We haven't compiled all the supporting 207 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,100 data. 208 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,340 Unless, of course, you've been gathering your data this whole time. 209 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,360 That's what this whole thing was, right? 210 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:18,420 No. That had nothing to do with the paper. 211 00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:22,600 Oh, sure it didn't. I'm just more evidence than your seduction theory. 212 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:26,880 Well, as far as I'm concerned, you've still got nothing to back up the mating 213 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:27,880 side of things. 214 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,120 Terry! 215 00:37:34,350 --> 00:37:35,430 Hello? Sarah? 216 00:43:17,230 --> 00:43:19,710 Why tell me to come over if you've already got company? 217 00:43:20,490 --> 00:43:21,730 You sounded desperate. 218 00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:27,450 Pretty much. The last thing I needed to see was you and Tad like that. 219 00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:30,390 Since when did you become such a prude? 220 00:43:31,170 --> 00:43:32,970 I thought you might find it interesting. 221 00:43:33,290 --> 00:43:34,850 You know, for your project. 222 00:43:35,870 --> 00:43:36,870 No, Sarah. 223 00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:40,530 There isn't anything about anybody's private lives that I find interesting. 224 00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:43,610 Your sex life with Mark must suck. 225 00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:45,110 Yeah, it does. 226 00:43:45,170 --> 00:43:46,170 We're over. 227 00:43:47,470 --> 00:43:48,470 Since when? 228 00:43:48,590 --> 00:43:49,590 What happened? 229 00:43:50,430 --> 00:43:56,750 Put it this way, you and Tad weren't the only couple I caught knocking one out 230 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,390 today. Oh, Carrie, I'm sorry. 231 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:02,890 No shit. 232 00:44:03,490 --> 00:44:05,250 Well, what happened? 233 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,790 I made a huge mistake. 234 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:10,750 What? I slept with Jack. 235 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,330 You did not! 236 00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:14,430 Yeah, I did, and... 237 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:19,120 I just, I don't even know how it happened. I ended up there and one thing 238 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,400 another and, you know, it was a huge mistake. 239 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:26,720 So, how was it? 240 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:32,240 You know, it's what you'd expect it to be, I guess. 241 00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:33,860 How's that? 242 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:39,060 I mean, the sex was great, but that's all it will ever be. I just felt like a 243 00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:43,540 total idiot afterwards, like he was laughing at me because I had given in so 244 00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:44,540 easily. 245 00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:46,950 You're not an idiot. 246 00:44:47,990 --> 00:44:53,110 Yes, I am. And now I'm going to end up all over the pages of our project as 247 00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:57,530 proof that men hold all the cards. It was a huge mistake. 248 00:44:58,950 --> 00:45:00,710 So, what are you going to do then? 249 00:45:01,270 --> 00:45:02,270 I don't know. 250 00:45:02,650 --> 00:45:07,990 Finish the project, I guess, and never see him again to avoid the humiliation. 251 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,310 No, I mean, what are you going to do about Mark? 252 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,240 Oh. That's over. That's finished. 253 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,360 No second chance? 254 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,960 Not if my life depended on it. 255 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,980 Good. He doesn't deserve you. 256 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,560 Yeah. That's what Jack said. 257 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,740 Are you sure you're not going to fall for him? 258 00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,780 No way, Sarah. 259 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,860 The guy sucks at relationships. 260 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:36,020 Good. 261 00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:38,660 Because you know what would happen if you did. 262 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,200 Don't worry. I know. 263 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,560 Okay. 264 00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:50,120 I'm sorry about earlier. I had no idea that locking in on us would be so 265 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,120 painful. 266 00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:56,620 Honestly, Sarah, why you would think that I would find any of your sex life 267 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,640 a little interesting is beyond me. 268 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:01,980 Well, you don't have to be a bitch about it. 269 00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:06,540 Do you do that a lot for your friends? Put on shows? 270 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:11,420 Look, just because you can't keep your man interested... 271 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,560 Doesn't mean you have to take it out on me. 272 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,100 You know what, Sarah? 273 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,640 Thank you for the beer. 274 00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:21,100 It was about the only civilized thing you had going here. 275 00:46:45,450 --> 00:46:48,030 What the hell do you want now? 276 00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:53,710 Yeah. 277 00:46:54,050 --> 00:46:59,290 Can I get you a drink or something? 278 00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:01,550 A beer if you have it. 279 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,480 Where's Carrie? I need to talk to her. 280 00:47:24,740 --> 00:47:27,120 Um, you just missed her, actually. 281 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:28,380 Do you know where she went? 282 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,320 Actually, no, I don't. 283 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,880 I think she went back to Mark's or something. 284 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,300 God, why? 285 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,860 Look, she told me what happened between you two. 286 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,078 She did? 287 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080 Mm -hmm. 288 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:46,580 She's completely humiliated, said it was a huge mistake, because you're totally 289 00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:47,580 wrong for her. 290 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:49,180 Oh. 291 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,320 Oh, don't worry. 292 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,280 She'll finish the project with you. 293 00:47:53,290 --> 00:47:57,530 But after that, she pretty much doesn't want to have anything to do with you 294 00:47:57,530 --> 00:47:58,530 ever again. 295 00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:00,290 She's better. 296 00:48:00,770 --> 00:48:02,650 I didn't make it up. 297 00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:09,650 Of course, I mentioned how hot you are, but that didn't seem to make a 298 00:48:09,650 --> 00:48:10,650 difference. 299 00:48:11,030 --> 00:48:16,530 I think she's crazy, of course, because who wouldn't want to be with you? 300 00:52:29,740 --> 00:52:30,740 But you better pay. 301 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,100 You, uh, want me to put it on your tab? 302 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,640 Oh, God. 303 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:57,760 I have a tab? 304 00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,640 I've been here too long. 305 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,820 That should help if you only have two beers on your tab. Believe me, I've seen 306 00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:04,820 much worse. 307 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,280 Thanks. 308 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,280 What's the score? 309 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,080 The game. 310 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,240 I don't know. I haven't really been watching. 311 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,120 Hey, do you want to sit down? 312 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,500 I was surprised to find you here. 313 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,400 I thought you'd be at Mark's place. 314 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:35,920 Why would I do that? 315 00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:37,340 Something Sarah said. 316 00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:39,440 When did you talk to Sarah? 317 00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:42,000 I went over there to find you, but you'd left already. 318 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,740 Hey, I'm sorry about earlier today at your place. 319 00:55:47,740 --> 00:55:48,780 Yeah, what was up with that? 320 00:55:49,610 --> 00:55:52,530 I don't know. Just chalk it up to me being dazed and confused. 321 00:55:52,830 --> 00:55:54,010 It had nothing to do with you. 322 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,250 Oh, I'm glad. 323 00:55:55,710 --> 00:55:57,630 I'd hate to think that I inspired rage. 324 00:55:58,610 --> 00:56:00,850 I'm sure you inspire a lot of things, Jack. 325 00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:02,950 Seriously, are you okay? 326 00:56:04,350 --> 00:56:06,830 You know, I've been better, but I think I'm okay. 327 00:56:07,290 --> 00:56:08,290 Good. 328 00:56:08,730 --> 00:56:13,630 And for the record, I was not going to use you as personal data for my paper. 329 00:56:14,470 --> 00:56:18,530 Oh, well, I guess that means I should take out your seduction techniques out 330 00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:20,560 mine. You started writing already? 331 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:27,640 I don't know what's funnier, the fact that you believe me or the fact that you 332 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,740 didn't even question that I would use your seduction techniques in my paper. 333 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,440 She's having the worst day of her life and she can hand out shit with the best 334 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,419 of them. 335 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,520 Ladies and gentlemen, Carrie is back. 336 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,500 So how are we going to write this paper? 337 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,920 Well, I think you had a pretty good idea, actually. 338 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,720 Why don't each of us write our own premise and... 339 00:56:49,150 --> 00:56:50,150 Reporting data. 340 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:57,630 So, we should give each one its own heading and write the conclusion and the 341 00:56:57,630 --> 00:56:58,630 introduction together? 342 00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:01,830 Exactly. See, great minds do think alike. 343 00:57:03,050 --> 00:57:04,250 Of course they do. 344 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:09,230 So, my question is, how are you getting along in collecting data on your 345 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:11,750 premise? That guy's with all the cards? 346 00:57:12,770 --> 00:57:13,830 Not so hot. 347 00:57:14,110 --> 00:57:15,110 What about you? 348 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,870 Let's just say... 349 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,300 faith in myself has been a bit shaken lately. 350 00:57:19,820 --> 00:57:23,080 I told you that had nothing to do with you. Believe me, I know. 351 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,200 How do you know? 352 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240 It's a guy thing. 353 00:57:27,620 --> 00:57:29,800 If I tell you, they'll take away my membership card. 354 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:34,880 Jack, I don't think your guy membership card will ever be taken away. 355 00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:36,980 Oh, I'm sorry. Hello? 356 00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:41,700 Carrie, it's Sarah. 357 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,840 Hey, what's up? It's Sarah. 358 00:57:45,710 --> 00:57:48,990 Listen, um, I'm sorry about earlier. 359 00:57:49,630 --> 00:57:50,970 Yeah, I'm sorry too. 360 00:57:51,370 --> 00:57:53,650 I was just mad at Mark and I took it out on you. 361 00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:59,230 I mean, me and Jack are discussing it right now and I'm getting over it pretty 362 00:57:59,230 --> 00:58:01,890 rapidly. Did Jack tell you about us? 363 00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:07,750 No. He didn't mention that after you left he basically came over and seduced 364 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,110 No, he didn't. 365 00:58:10,510 --> 00:58:13,750 I'm surprised. I thought you guys could talk about it for your project or 366 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,880 something. You didn't... Tell me how talented he is. 367 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,240 Hey, 368 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,138 I gotta go. 369 00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:28,140 See you tomorrow? 370 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,380 Yeah, huh? 371 00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:30,460 Bye. 372 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,380 There you go. Thank you. 373 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,240 Hey Hank, is there a bathroom in here that doesn't have a backed up toilet? 374 00:58:44,170 --> 00:58:45,170 It'll be that way. 375 00:58:45,370 --> 00:58:46,370 Can you show me? 376 00:58:49,790 --> 00:58:50,790 Sure. 377 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:52,250 I'll be all right. 378 00:58:57,230 --> 00:58:58,830 All right, put the bathrooms in there. 379 00:59:00,610 --> 00:59:01,610 Right there. 380 00:59:04,790 --> 00:59:06,970 I was wondering how long it would take you to get back here. 381 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:08,910 Yeah, well, it's about time you showed up. 382 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:38,550 Thank you. 383 01:02:59,870 --> 01:03:02,670 Thank you. 384 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,360 Yes. 385 01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:31,830 I'm sorry. 386 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,460 Yeah, well, there's more where that came from. 387 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,980 Not tonight, there's not. 388 01:06:18,980 --> 01:06:19,980 You okay? 389 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:22,320 Yeah, everything's fine. Why? 390 01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:26,160 I don't know. You looked like you may have needed some help back there. 391 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,160 I didn't need any help from you. 392 01:06:29,340 --> 01:06:30,860 Don't get all coy with me now. 393 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,820 You're the one who started this. 394 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,360 Started what exactly? 395 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:38,420 You know you want to fuck me. That's the whole reason why you brought me back 396 01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:39,800 here. Listen, buddy. 397 01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:42,560 I had to pee. That's it. Get over yourself. 398 01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:45,300 Hey! You don't tell me jack shit. 399 01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:46,459 Yes, she does. 400 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:47,580 Now let go of her. 401 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,720 No worries, man. 402 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,720 You can have her. 403 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:55,020 She's not yours to give, jackass. 404 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,040 You okay? 405 01:06:58,270 --> 01:06:59,270 Come on, let's get out of here. 406 01:07:04,390 --> 01:07:05,390 Where do you want to go? 407 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:06,750 Can we go to your place? 408 01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:08,350 Of course. 409 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:40,680 I was such an idiot, and I got myself into that situation. 410 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,640 I just wanted to get back at you for sleeping with Sarah. 411 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,900 She told you? 412 01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:51,960 Yeah. She rubbed it in is what she did. 413 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,840 Oh, Carrie, I am so sorry. When I went over there, I had no intention of making 414 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,540 that happen. I just wanted to find you. 415 01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:04,900 And I was stupid for trying to erase the feeling by doing the same thing to you 416 01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:06,260 with that jerk bartender. 417 01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:08,640 God, I'm glad I didn't do it. 418 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:13,080 You know how I told you that Mark's affair had nothing to do with you? 419 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,920 Yeah. 420 01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:18,020 Well, I know this because I just did the same thing. 421 01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:22,100 But we're not even in a relationship. 422 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,960 Well, maybe not officially, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be. 423 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,439 And because I feel the way I do about you, it makes it wrong for me to do what 424 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:31,439 did with Sarah. 425 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:34,540 What do you mean the way you feel about me? 426 01:08:36,910 --> 01:08:37,950 I want to be with you. 427 01:08:38,689 --> 01:08:40,510 I have since the day we met in class. 428 01:08:41,710 --> 01:08:42,910 You want to be with me? 429 01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:46,149 Yeah. And not just for sex, either. 430 01:08:46,910 --> 01:08:49,170 I mean, at this point, you're pretty much my best friend. 431 01:08:50,069 --> 01:08:55,930 I think you're totally gorgeous and sexy and smart and funny. 432 01:08:57,210 --> 01:08:58,729 I like spending time with you. 433 01:09:01,990 --> 01:09:03,330 You're a jackass. 434 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,990 Why? Because you slept with Barry. 435 01:09:06,859 --> 01:09:11,260 Fine. You're a bitch for wanting to have sex with that dumbass bartender. 436 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:17,200 Well, I'm over it. Are you? 437 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:18,960 Definitely. 438 01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:20,340 Good.